Mustache March by Sam

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Here's the update on my mustache march attempt that my beautiful wife mentioned last time. It came as a complete shock that she wanted me to grow facial hair since she lead the world's "Women Against the Advancement of Facial Hair" movement last year (that's only a slight exaggeration, but she really does not like facial hair, or so I thought), but I thought I could give it a try since I had her blessing and all. The result was not good, lets just say that I am not yet a man of manly hair.
I was the kid who when I turned 12 just dreamed of the day when I could grow out a big burly beard. I was sure that THAT was the thing that would get me the ladies. Too bad for me my facial hair is more than laughable, even now. While good beards grow thick like a chia pet, mine grows more like a cactus. With a chia pet you don't actually see the structure of the ceramic pet, what you see is the lush green herbs; however, when you see a cactus you see the cactus, not the spines. I am a cactus. Not only are my facial hairs spaced out too far to cover my face they are no darker than the hair on my head, which if you know me is quite light colored. The result was about the same as it would have been when I was in the 5th grade. I thought maybe it would get darker the longer it grew but after a week or two I was too embarrassed to leave the house and almost called in sick for work, sick with embarrassment. I would sit in the dark corners at work so no one would see my shame.
Anyway I finally came the conclusion that this mustache challenge put on me by my beautiful wife was a direct assault on my manliness and an evil plot by her and her evil plotting WAAFH members and I would not stand for it. Thus, I shaved it off. It was a good feeling.
I read that some men who take testosterone supplements gain an increase in facial hair. The problem with that is while testosterone helps facial hair, it is a natural enemy of the hair on one's head, and I already have enough problems with that hair trying to escape. I just did not win the the hair department.
P.S. For anyone who is interested, I am starting a union of my own called "Men for the Advancement of Facial Hair for Men Who Suck at Growing Facial Hair" or MAFHMWSGFH. Please send in your applications and membership fees. We will prevail!